People really piss me off.  I order stuff online all the time.  My middle name is Amazon, lol.  I ordered stuff like a week ago.  Everyone must know that Amzon is extremely fast.  Evidently I received my packages last week.  Only they are not here. 

Nope, not here.  Stuff I spent MY money on.  I'm really pissed off.  I was told it was put on my desk, but it's not here.  Nope, not here.  Somebody better find my damned box before I start going ghetto.