Hiya, folks.  Remember me?  It started out as one of THOSE weeks.  You know how they go, right?  DJ came down with a fever that turned into pink eye.  But the storm has passed!  I absolutely hate pink eye.  DJ gets pink eye at least once a year.  Let me tell you, it's not fun.  Other years I've had to football tackle him and SIT ON HIM.  Yes, you heard me right.  I have had to sit on him to put the eye drops in.  How messed up is that?  BUUUUUTTTT, not this time:)  It only took us 6 years, but we finally have a strategy in place.

He will lay on the couch with his head on the armrest.  He closes his eyes.  I put the drop in the corner.  He opens his eyes so it can trickle in.  Then closes them for a minute.  For the past two days I've had absolutely no problems whatsoever with the eye drops.  Oh yea, he's getting a present this weekend. 

It also seems like I have lost 8 lbs.  Thank you, Maintenance Man!  I was telling my coworker today, I always seem to lose weight when I have sex on a regular basis.  Mr Big didn't count.  I was lucky if I saw him once a month.  But the Maintenance Man...wow.  So I'm sharing this bit of information with my coworker and he turns to me and says, "What happens if you swallow?  Is that considered protein or a carb?"  I had to giggle.