Yesterday wasn't as bad as feared.  Until I found out there was a big important meeting at our job.  My boss wanted me to make my son scarce for an hour.  Huh?  What the heck was I supposed to do with him? 

I did the only logical thing.  I brought him to Mr. Big's domain.  You could tell his kids are grown when he let DJ loose in a huge bag of packing peanuts.