Anyway, I swear the school thinks we are white trash - seriously.  A few weeks ago, DJ comes home with one of his tests.  He was supposed to write a sentence for each of his spelling words.  Of course, I read each of his sentences.  One of his sentences stuck out.  "I beat meat."  Mull over that for a second.  I know I did.

Fast forward to this week.  The other night, BFF came over for dinner.  I totally forget what we were talking about, but DJ says in the middle of the conversation, "Call my Mom, 'Sweetcheeks'."  Of course he did, because BFF's an ass.  And of course he shared it with our friends because, well, he's an ass.  DJ's also calling me Sweetcheeks.  Can't wait until that shows up in a sentence.

Just when you thought it couldn't get any better....Picture Thanksgiving dinner.  Picture family sitting around a table sharing a very good meal (I know it was good because I cooked it).  Picture my son calling me, "sex fiend".  Yes.  He did.  What the hell??  So I ask him where he heard it from.  He tells me "Spaceballs".  What's up with that?  I don't remember that part in the movie.  Of course I explained to him that it's not nice to say and all that, but my kid barely remembers to put on shoes when he goes out the front door.  I can't wait to see this week's tests.