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Monday, November 15, 2004
TGIM! Never thought you'd see that, would you? It was one of those weekends. I had a list of what I wanted to get accomplished. Suffice to say, I helped PIC move and that's about it. I did get to play Candy Land a few times though. This upcoming weekend is going to be JUST as hectic. I need to get my hands on a van, or something similar. I'm going to my mom's house to clear out everything that belongs to me. I remembered I had a few boxes and things and I thought I'd be able to do it with just my car and PIC's car. Then, on Saturday, I remembered the refrigerator is mine, as is the washing machine. Sorry, Mommy Dearest, what goes around, comes around. I'm taking both of them. Of course, PIC and I, are the only ones moving things. We're Superwomen! I also have to go out and pick up a new winter jacket for DJ. I'm probably going to do that task on Friday night. I have two winter coats for him, one is too small; the other, too big. Murphy's Law. So far I'm open Saturday night but I'll probably fill that with grocery shopping. On Sunday is the Thanksgiving Day parade. I know it's a little early. But some neighborhoods do things ass backwards. Isn't it sad that I'm feeling gleeful about taking out the fridge and washer this Saturday? Friday, November 12, 2004
I Laughed Myself Silly, Now It's Your Turn For those with no children---this is totally hysterical! For those who already have children past this age---this is hilarious. For those who have children this age---this is not funny. For those who have children nearing this age---this is a warning. For those who have not yet had children---this is birth control. The following came from an anonymous mother in Austin, Texas: Things I've learned from my children (honest and no kidding): 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000-sq. ft. house four inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already too late. (No matter how old the child!) 8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. 9. A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies. 10. Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old. 11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. 12. Super glue is forever. 13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. 14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O. 15. VCRs do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. 16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. 18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is. 19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens. 20. The fire department in Austin, TX, has a 5-minute response time. 21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. 22. It will, however, make cats dizzy. 23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. 24. The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful. First grade... true story: One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "..And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said...'Holy crap! A talking pig!' The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes. 25. 60% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid Jingle Bell Rock THIS! If DJ plays Jingle Bell Rock one more time tonight, Santa is not coming down our chimney. Wait...we don't have a chimney. Speaking of Santa and chimneys, has anyone watched Christmas Eve on Sesame Street? Remember that scene where Grover (was it Grover?) was asking all the kids how does Santa get in the house if there is no chimney. For those of you who have not seen it, this was Big Bird's biggest fear throughout the movie thanks to Oscar the Grouch. DJ started this on me the other day. I told him I'd leave the door unlocked and he could use the front door. Now I'm going to have to remember to lock it Christmas Eve AFTER I unlock it when DJ reminds me. Even Busier Weekend And so it begins... PIC is starting to move her stuff tomorrow, I think. I'm never really sure. I do know I have to be at her apartment at 8 to wait for her couch, her washer and dryer, and the cable guy. She's coming straight back to the apartment around 1ish after her class is finished to finish waiting for the cable guy if he's not there yet. I have no clue when we're moving stuff. I think tomorrow is going to be a LONG day. Tonight I applied for a 2nd a job at Walmart. For those of you who don't know why, go to this entry. I'm a little worried because I have no retail experience whatsoever. I've been doing computer since right out of high school. I'm hoping to get to the mall tomorrow to pick up applications to fill out. If not tomorrow, definitely Sunday. Walmart would be the way to go, though. It's open 24 hours during the holidays. I figure I could work 3rd shift Friday and Saturday, then on Sunday work the 1st or 2nd shift. I'm not picky. Then I'd have time to spend with DJ and do my homework. Who needs to sleep? I'm also not picky about what I do. Well, to some extent. Get your mind out of the gutter! So I checked off every position. I'm teachable. Just pay me!!!!! Don't worry, I'm not desperate enough to put up my paypal link though. Just wait until it gets closer to the holidays:) Thursday, November 11, 2004
Busy Week.... I feel like I should work from home all the time. I woke up this morning thinking it was Saturday. Tuesday I left work early because of the stomach flu (my laptop has recovered nicely, thank you.) Wednesday I was scheduled off because I was supposed to have a dentist appointment but I figured the dentist would be a little perturbed if I puked on him, so I rescheduled. Today I am working from home. Why? Well, since Mommy Dearest decided to sue Pops out of house and home (MY house and home, I might add), he needs to go see a lawyer today. Since DJ was off school, I had to work from home or bring him in with me. I chose to stay home:) After I'm finished my work (in approximately 1/2 hour), I'm taking DJ to get his karate uniform. He has karate tonight and it's been a month and he still wants to stick with it. I'm all for it. He doesn't pay attention much during class but the Sensei told me that's ok. They're working with him alot and hopefully this will improve some of his characteristics. I also started DJ yesterday on 1/2 caplet of Super NuThera in the morning. It's a multivitamin with higher doses of B6 and Magnesium. Parent observations have shown that helps with many of the characterists of Autism, such as, anger/frustration and attention. Yesterday I noticed a HUGE improvement in his frustration level. Thought today it was a little "normal". I think Pops contributes a little to his frustrations. I'm keeping a close eye out and hoping it will improve once he leaves for his appointment and work. Some have noticed an increase in hyperactivity, but I haven't noticed that yet. In my blog readings, I stumbled upon Brandon's blog and went directly to his link for anti-Bush t-shirts. I love them:) Problem is, I don't know which one to pick! We all know I can only afford one due to all the taxes Bush hit me with :D Here are some of the more priceless ones:
Honestly, they are all very, very funny, but those are my personal favorites. On to check the balance in my checkbook! United States of Canada
Personally, I'm all for it. Let's secede! We'll still have NY and California. Nine of the original 13 colonies are for it (doesn't that say something?) We'll make history! Wednesday, November 10, 2004
Find Another Profession!!!! What is this world coming to? Not only is abortion controversial, but now birth control is as well. Excerpt from full article: For a year, Julee Lacey stopped in a CVS pharmacy near her home in a Fort Worth suburb to get refills of her birth-control pills. Then one day last March, the pharmacist refused to fill Lacey's prescription because she did not believe in birth control.What's sad is I didn't realize pharmacists could do this. This just amazes me. We women have it rough. First government does not want us to have abortions, now they're ok'ing that pharmacists can refuse to fill birth control pills. What the hell is wrong with these people? It's none of my pharmacist's business what I'm getting filled. It's your job! If you don't like it, you know where you can shove it:) I should try that. I'll tell my boss that I can't create a database because it's against my religious beliefs. That's how asinine this is. I'm speechless. Dear readers, it goes beyond that as well. Take a peep at this article as well. What the heck, I'm in a giving mood. Here's another excerpt: Only four more years of this nonsense?
Are You Feeling Secure? Quote from John Aschoft's resignation letter: "The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved." Are you feeling secure? What a bunch of malarky! Who Does She Think She Is? I decided yesterday I'm cutting my mother out of my life...for good. I came home from work sick (another story.) My dad received the letter from her lawyer for the divorce. They've been separated for 6+ years. She is suing him for alimony, his pension, the house, court costs and her lawyer fees. WHAT? You have got to be kidding me! I am so pissed off at her right now. We all make about the same. She might make $100 less than I do. How come I can afford $800/month rent, electric, cable, phone, etc and she can't affor $300/month rent. That's right. Her rent is $500 less than mine. She doesn't have a child. All her money is HERS. My dad makes a little less than I do as well. He gives me about 75% of what he makes towards bills and things. With the money he gives me, I am able to do more things for DJ. I want to start the Feingold Diet in January. It's $70+food. His special vitamins are $50/month. That money pays for karate, the gym membership I'm getting for him, soccer when he starts. Now, instead, my greedy mother wants it. She does not contribute a DIME to DJ's care. Nor do I want her to. Now, she's going to take from him. This just really pisses me off. Not to mention it's about one month before Christmas and now my dad has to pay for a lawyer to help him fight this. This effects me because money is now going to be tight and I don't know much I can give towards Christmas. This REALLY SUCKS. Her problem is she has many expenditures. She goes out every weekend and she gets her hair done every month. The hair alone is about $60. It all came out yesterday because she was supposed to drop off some stuff for PIC last night. I called her to tell her not to bother and she is no longer welcome in my house. I've had it. She had the nerve to tell me over and over again this has nothing to do with me. Then she emails me the same thing. I'm in the midst of emailing her back now to tell her exactly what I think of her greedy ass. I told her to get another job! Noone is put on this earth to support her!!!! This is not the '50s and she is NOT June Cleaver. You want to be high maintenance, work for it. No, instead she wants me to freaking support...which is what it's all going to boil down to. How DARE she jeopardize my son's future!!! Shame on her!!!! Monday, November 08, 2004
HotJobs It's about that time! I'm so damned fed up here. I've been waiting for a raise/promotion for at least 2 years. Have received one? No. They just gave some girl who's on the same level as a promotion to manager. Doesn't that just suck!!! I am so ticked off right now, it's not even funny!!!!
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