Of course, this is from Dawn. Since she dared me...
Copy this whole list into your journal / blog.
2. Bold OR capitalize the things that are true about you.
3. Whatever you don't bold is false.

PART I

01. I've had sex in the past five minutes.
02. I enjoy oral sex
03. I scream loudly during sex.
04. I love sleeping with more than two people.
05. I own at least two books about sex.
06. I’ve peeked into the locker room of the opposite sex.
07. I have taken money for sex.
08. I've had sex while under the influence of a controlled substance.
09. I've been in porn movies.
10. I have been the odd person in a threesome.
11. I have published the sexual exploits of a past relationship without telling my ex.
12. I have lied to a lover about having an affair
13. I have more than ten tattoos.
14. I like and respect Jenna Jameson.
15. I like slow sex.
16. I have learned a lot sexually over the past year.
17. I have a sexual fantasy about another blogger.
18. I’ve been told I’m a great lover.
19. I carry a condom at all times.
20. I'm interested in trying suspension.
21. I've broken a bone while having sex.
22. I have a wet dream that I'm ashamed to reveal
23. I have had sex in the rain.
24. I have had sex while someone else watched.
25. I would get plastic surgery if it would improve my sex life..
26. I want to fuck right now!
27. I like to play with food.
28. I like sex that's hard and fast.
29. I always brush my teeth after sex.
30. I shave my pubic hair.
31. I have travelled out of town to have sex.
32. I have fantasized about having sex with my brother-/sister-in-law.
33. I have had sex with a person from a country other than my own.
34. I dress to look sexy every day.
35. I have had sex with twins.
36. I have had sex with someone I met over the internet.
37. I have more than ten sex toys.
38. I like the way I look naked.
39. I have lied to get a person to have sex with me.
40. I change from one sex position to another in a specific order each time.
41. I saw my parents having sex.
42. I get cable just for the soft porn.
43. I think legalized prostitution could restore some crime. 
44. I have a list of people I'd like to see naked. 
45. I am regularly tested for STDs.
46. I am one kinky bitch.
47. I'm always hungry after sex.
48. I enjoy phone sex.
49. I have been arrested for being naked in public.
50. I have had sloppy drunk sex with a stranger. 

PART II

1. I have, either currently or in the past, gone over a year without sex.
2. I have a partially used tube of KY Jelly close to my bed.
3. I sometimes buy clothes specifically to turn people on.
4. I sleep with my socks on.
5. I have gotten someone drunk on purpose.
6. I set aside some time each day to surf porn online.
7. There are nude pictures of me somewhere on the Internet.
8. My family would FREAK if they read this list.
9. I can orgasm on command.
10. I have had sex standing up.
11. I have leather in my closet and I'm not afraid to wear it.
12. Given the opportunity, I would have sex with a porn star.
13. I know someone who needs a copy of "Sex for Dummies."
14. There is at least one extended family member (cousin, aunt, etc.), I would jump if we weren't related.
15. I think hose are sexy.
16. I think limited nudity should be allowed on television after 10:00 at night.
17. I like ribbed condoms.
18. I am pierced somewhere other than my ears or navel.
19. I have had sex in the shower.
20. My parents caught me having sex.
21. My child(ren) caught me masturbating.
22. Watching other people have sex turns me on.
23. I own more than ten porn tapes/DVDs.
24. I have used a vegetable as a sex toy.
25. I enjoy reading erotic literature.
26. I can get wet/hard just by the sound of someone's voice.
27. I have used a sex swing.
28. I have employed the services of a professional sex worker.
29. I have a membership on at least one adult pay site.
30. I would give up another habit (smoking, drinking, over-eating) if it meant having more sex.
31. I would consider hiring someone to teach me about the finer points of sex.
32. Given the opportunity, I would appear in an adult magazine.
33. I think reality TV should show who's having sex with whom.
34. I get wet/hard just walking into a Victoria's Secret store.
35. I keep a "Top 5" list of famous people I would like to fuck.
36. I have participated in an orgy.
37. My current sex life is beyond boring.
38. I am actively looking for a new sex partner.
39. I do NOT think having sex always means making a long-term commitment.
40. I have at least one sex toy made of glass.
41. I think anti-pornography laws are too restrictive.
42. People would be surprised if they knew how often I think about sex.
43. I think 16 is a good age to begin having sex.
44. I have special names for my sex organs.
45. I have used sex to get what I want.
46. I think the world would be a better place if people had sex more often.
47. I think some public nudity should be legal.
48. I have at least one sex toy that is purple.
49. I think a blogger orgy would be ... Interesting.
50. Just reading this list makes me horny.

Now I dare YOU to post it on your blog!

DJ...Speechless
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How Was Your Day?
Posted 11/26/2004 at 12:30 am

I Am Thankful For...
Posted 11/24/2004 at 11:49 pm

Do I Really Feel Like Doing This?
Posted 11/24/2004 at 07:16 pm

It's The Little Things
Posted 11/23/2004 at 10:11 pm

Hmmm, a fun day had by all *insert heavy sarcasm here. 

My little monster angel drove me absolutely bonkers all day.  Since he was told to go to his room 2 hours and not to return until the morning, I can think of the events of the day with a clear head.  He was extremely super hyper.  I was already in a bad mood to begin with.

Pops really really really ticks me off.  I love him dearly.  But he still pisses me off.  He does absolutely nothing around the house.  Seriously, nothing.  He's worse than DJ.  I understand he's unhappy.  He's been depressed ever since he and my mother split up (6+ years ago.)  He doesn't take care of himself.  He doesn't take care of anything around here and my biggest complaint...he doesn't shower. 

He spent the whole day (morning, noon and night) at the kitchen table.  Subtract the 1 hour he took to go to the store and the 15 minutes he was in the shower-finally.  Did not lift one little finger to do anything!

I'm really fed up.  His bathroom was DISGUSTING.  I don't know the last time he cleaned or if he ever cleaned it.  I spent 1 hour cleaning his bathroom.  Yes, one hour cleaning a BATHROOM.  I didn't even touch the tub or the sink.  I'm just talking about the toilet area.  How gross. 

This is a day on a weekend (or a day when Pops is off) at my house.  BTW, he sleeps at my kitchen table.  I guess I can understand it if you haven't washed your sheets for months.  But, hey, they don't come clean on their own.  You actually need to take them OFF the bed and throw them in the washer.  Trust me, the sheets will appreciate it.  I'll greatly appreciate. 

• I'm thankful for DJ first and foremost.  He is the wind beneath my wings.  Without him I don't know where I'd be.  He gives my life purpose and meaning.  He gave me a reason to stop being such a screw up and something positive!  He's taught me patience and unconditional love. 
  
  
• I'm thankful for Pops and all he's done for me.  He's gone above and beyond.  I'm especially grateful he purchased a new car for himself and let's me drive it everywhere.
  
  
• I'm thankful for PIC who listens to me gripe and moan all the time (for 10+ years)  That's love.
  
  
• I'm thankful for my job and my boss who lets me come and go as I please and is very flexible with my time.
  
  
• I'm thankful for my education which is going to get me more money and the ability to further secure DJ's future.
  
  
• I'm thankful for all my other wonderful mothers out there (via the internet and RL) who have children on the autistic spectrum.  They are there for me whenever I need to cry, whenever I need to celebrate or whenever I need a hug.  I have received tons of support and loads of questions answered.  They keep me strong, keep me focused. 
  
  
• I'm thankful for the calculator I purchased.  Even though I can figure out rates, interest, cd's, future values and all that other fun stuff, I seem to have forgotten how to mulitply, divide, add and subtract.

Have a happy and wonderful Thanksgiving!

Before I go into my rant of the day, I wish to rant about my sore mouth.  One hour yesterday and one hour today, my mouth was opened wide.  NO, not for THAT!  Sickos.  I had 2 dentist appointments.  Cavities on either side of my mouth.  My dentist was novocaine happy and it took me thwee houws to thop feewing numb.  Now that the numbness has worn off, I'm sore.  It's only sore when I open my mouth.  I'm gone to be one pissed off honey if I'm having problems eating tomorrow.

Speaking of tomorrow, guess who's cooking?  That's right, me.  I refused to go all out this year because it's just me, DJ, and Pops.  Oh, and the cat.  The cat LOVES Thanksgiving.  I'm doing boxed mashed potatos and boxed stuffing.  I say to hell with anyone who doesn't like it.  I'm the one slaving in the kitchen all day.  Hell, that's every day.  I didn't even bake this year. 

I'll be baking shortly though.  We have to keep up with "traditions".  I hate traditions!  Every year traditions go out the window except the ones I really don't feel like doing.  DJ is already working on me to start the cookies.  It's not even December yet.  Geez! 

He also told me he wants to bake a Christmas cake.  A tree.  And decorate it.  I just can't wait (insert heavy sarcasm here.)

I do have good news for the upcoming holidays.  Since I'm no longer talking to my mommy dearest, that's one less present I have to buy.  Since mommy dearest is fucking up our lives, Pops and I arent' exchanging presents either.  And PIC, well she just moved and bought a crapload of stuff she has to pay off.  We haven't talked about gift exchanging yet.

I'm buying each and every one of DJ's presents of Amazon.  Yep, that's right, no crazy crowds for me this year!  I already sent in my time for Dec and I'm off two days.  Wrapping days.  I'm all set.  This might just be the bestest Christmas ever:) 

It's funny how I just posted about how with my son, it's all about the little things.  Today was such a good day.  Many of you who does not have a child with autism (I say this because most of the mothers of autistic children I know go through the same issues), might not understand where I'm coming from with this but I'm sure many of you can figure it out.  Let me give you a little history.  For the past few years, DJ has absolutely hated, and I mean hated, to get his hair washed.  I'm lucky if I can get it washed once a week.  Number one reason why it stays so damned short!

Anyway, tonight I sent him into the shower for his nightly cleansing.  Boy, do little boys need 10 showers a day or what?  Where does all this dirt come from?  He comes out and tells me he washed his hair!!!  With shampoo, no less!!!!  This is cause for celebration.  It smelled so yummy.  He hates water on his head.  I can't believe he did this!  I"m so excited!  Ok, STOP with the exclamation points.

Since Thanksgiving is upon us, I'm going to take a few minutes to reflect on what I'm thankful for.  First and foremost in my mind is my son, DJ.  Without him I might not be here.  Before I became pregnant with him, I was on an endless path to destruction.  When I found out I was pregnant all of that stopped. 

I still can't believe how lucky I am to have DJ in my life.  Don't get me wrong, my son is not a complete angel.  There are days I want to rip the hair right out of my head!  Parenting a child with Asperger's is a challenge and rewarding at the same time. 

DJ has taught me patience.  Patience with myself, with him, and the world around me.  He has taught to stop running for just a minute and see just how beautiful a flower really is.  Seeing the world through his eyes is an incredible experience.  He uses all the gifts he was given.  Whenever he looks at something, he needs to touch it as well as smell it.  He needs the full effect of everything that is around us.