Monday, December 06, 2004
Pulling One Over Mommy's Eyes

Now that DJ has started 1st grade, he gets more homework (naturally).  His teacher started to give him written tests as well.  He's given a list of spelling words each week to memorize and usually gets tested on Friday.  DJ is REALLY good at trying to figure out.  He's excellent with consonants, not so good with vowels.  As the weeks progress, so do the level of words given.

His teacher and I talked.  Did I mention DJ is in an Asperger support classroom?  He's in the class with 6 other children (K-2), and all lesson plans are individualized according to the student and his IEP.  DJ was having a bit of a hard time (besides the fact he doesn't want to take the extra 5-10 minutes a night to go over them with me.)  He passes each week but I know he can do SO much better.  When his teacher and I talked, we decided to start testing him on Mondays.  This way he has Monday through Monday to study. 

I came up with an even better idea.  I can't believe I'm even entertaining the thought!  DJ's biggest obsession is electronics.  For those of you understaning Aspie kids, they're big on obsessions (complete and total obsession).  Electronics including television, VCR, DVD, computer, video games, etc, etc.  This consumes his life.  When is the next time he can watch TV, or play the gamecube?  These are the all important questions in our house.  He wants to do absolutely NOTHING else.  Anyway, that's another problem, lol. 

He loves to watch home movies.  I decided we would take his spelling words, go over them one night, and I would videotape it.  This way he can watch himself (he's so narcisstic!) over and over and over again.  My darling little boy memorized EVERY SINGLE LINE from Shrek 2 after watching it 2 times.  Spelling words should be a breeze!  Note: Aspies are very visual as well. 

As it stands in the house right now, he is not allowed to watch tv on school nights but is allowed to play video games.  I know that makes no sense to some people.  His teacher and I talked it out and we realized the video games are showing DJ major problem solving skills.  He needs help in this area.  So as of now, he's allowed 1 hour per night on the video games. 

Since we're doing this spelling thing, I'll let him watch the tape 1/2 hour a night.  He'll think he's pulling something over on me, trust me!

by lilhoneypa at 11:32 pm
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Via Google Search

While I do appreciate all the hits to my site, I should let you know you are not going to find "sex with sister-in-law" here.  I don't have a sister-in-law.  I don't even have a brother.  Come to think of it, I'm an only child. 

Nor are you going to find "my mommy nude."  Ewwwww, who actually does this?  I'm not even talking to my "mommy", so you're shit out of luck, pal. 

I really don't want to sound ungrateful, but move on, PERVERTS!

by lilhoneypa at 03:20 pm
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Sunday, December 05, 2004
Painted the Town Red!!!

During dinner tonight, Pops turns to me and says, "You and PIC should go out tonight.  I'll stay home with DJ."  Wow!  You don't have to tell me twice.  Called PIC.  Arranged to meet out front around 8ish.  Then I showered, got dressed, put on a little lip gloss, grabbed my coat and keys and raced out front for our rendezvous.  Headed over to the local supermarket to do our weekly shopping.  That's right, folks.  Lock your doors.  Close your blinds.  Keep your men in the house.  We are some WILD chicks. 

by lilhoneypa at 03:15 am
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Friday, December 03, 2004
Why?

Most days, I forget DJ has Asperger's.  I don't know if it's because I've just dealt with it for so long.  Maybe it's because it's just the two of us.  Or it could be because I just love him so much that I will myself to ignore the little inconsistencies and the uniqueness. 

Some days it's just so hard.  Today is one of those days.  I can't make it better.  I can't make it go away.  I can't overlook it.  I can't pretend it doesn't exist.  It's one of those days I feel helpless.  I'm his mother, why can't I help him????

It started with a spider.  A simple spider combined with bloodcurdling screams, over and over and over.  He wouldn't stop screaming.  The spider didn't touch him.  I killed the spider.  The screams continued.  Non-stop.  Why?  He couldn't stop screaming long enough to tell me why he was screaming.  Screaming combined with him running through out home with stinkies hanging out of his butt. 

Then the screams turned to whimpers and I hushed all his fears away.  Then started up again in full force when I tried to maneuver him in the shower to clean his butt.  I couldn't take it anymore.  He had to go in his room.  Then he just continuously screamed about that.  I'm unfair.  I'm evil.  I'm mean. 

Now he is sleeping peacefully, looking like the sweetest cuddliest little boy you'd ever imagine.  I'm left upset and drained.  Searching the internet for more news. more interventions.  I'm starting to second guess myself.  Did I do the right thing?  Did I miss an all important step? 

Sometimes, being a mommy really sucks.

by lilhoneypa at 07:40 pm
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Let There Be Light!

Last night, I was sitting in my nicely lit kitchen doing homework.  All thanks to Mr. Big.  I was doing some homework and chatting with PIC on the phone.  POP!!!!  I start looking around.  What was that?  Then I look up.  Cracked glass from one end of my light fixture to the other.   

I started thinking, do I REALLY want to deal with this tonight.  But then I start worrying about DJ in the morning.  What happens if it shatters?  I decided not to take the risk, of course.  I gave management a call to send someone out to take the glass down for me.  Remember, the short thing?  I was really hopin they'd send out Cute Guy to take the glass down for me.  Evidently he wasn't the one on call last night.

Instead his friend showed up.  I really did feel bad that I made him come over here at 10:00 at night.  I felt even worse when he mentioned he just moved into one of the townhouses (from an apartment) with his wife and kids.  We started debating with each other about when the light was going to get fixed, either last night or today.  I wanted him to get back to his family and do it during normal work hours.

I lost.  Then again, I won.  He didn't have the light fixture I had.  They had to wait until today to put it together. 

by lilhoneypa at 04:54 pm
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Thursday, December 02, 2004
Sex Type Quiz

Of course, this is from Dawn. Since she dared me...
Copy this whole list into your journal / blog.
2. Bold OR capitalize the things that are true about you.
3. Whatever you don't bold is false.

PART I

01. I've had sex in the past five minutes.
02. I enjoy oral sex
03. I scream loudly during sex.
04. I love sleeping with more than two people.
05. I own at least two books about sex.
06. I’ve peeked into the locker room of the opposite sex.
07. I have taken money for sex.
08. I've had sex while under the influence of a controlled substance.
09. I've been in porn movies.
10. I have been the odd person in a threesome.
11. I have published the sexual exploits of a past relationship without telling my ex.
12. I have lied to a lover about having an affair
13. I have more than ten tattoos.
14. I like and respect Jenna Jameson.
15. I like slow sex.
16. I have learned a lot sexually over the past year.
17. I have a sexual fantasy about another blogger.
18. I’ve been told I’m a great lover.
19. I carry a condom at all times.
20. I'm interested in trying suspension.
21. I've broken a bone while having sex.
22. I have a wet dream that I'm ashamed to reveal
23. I have had sex in the rain.
24. I have had sex while someone else watched.
25. I would get plastic surgery if it would improve my sex life..
26. I want to fuck right now!
27. I like to play with food.
28. I like sex that's hard and fast.
29. I always brush my teeth after sex.
30. I shave my pubic hair.
31. I have travelled out of town to have sex.
32. I have fantasized about having sex with my brother-/sister-in-law.
33. I have had sex with a person from a country other than my own.
34. I dress to look sexy every day.
35. I have had sex with twins.
36. I have had sex with someone I met over the internet.
37. I have more than ten sex toys.
38. I like the way I look naked.
39. I have lied to get a person to have sex with me.
40. I change from one sex position to another in a specific order each time.
41. I saw my parents having sex.
42. I get cable just for the soft porn.
43. I think legalized prostitution could restore some crime. 
44. I have a list of people I'd like to see naked. 
45. I am regularly tested for STDs.
46. I am one kinky bitch.
47. I'm always hungry after sex.
48. I enjoy phone sex.
49. I have been arrested for being naked in public.
50. I have had sloppy drunk sex with a stranger. 

PART II

1. I have, either currently or in the past, gone over a year without sex.
2. I have a partially used tube of KY Jelly close to my bed.
3. I sometimes buy clothes specifically to turn people on.
4. I sleep with my socks on.
5. I have gotten someone drunk on purpose.
6. I set aside some time each day to surf porn online.
7. There are nude pictures of me somewhere on the Internet.
8. My family would FREAK if they read this list.
9. I can orgasm on command.
10. I have had sex standing up.
11. I have leather in my closet and I'm not afraid to wear it.
12. Given the opportunity, I would have sex with a porn star.
13. I know someone who needs a copy of "Sex for Dummies."
14. There is at least one extended family member (cousin, aunt, etc.), I would jump if we weren't related.
15. I think hose are sexy.
16. I think limited nudity should be allowed on television after 10:00 at night.
17. I like ribbed condoms.
18. I am pierced somewhere other than my ears or navel.
19. I have had sex in the shower.
20. My parents caught me having sex.
21. My child(ren) caught me masturbating.
22. Watching other people have sex turns me on.
23. I own more than ten porn tapes/DVDs.
24. I have used a vegetable as a sex toy.
25. I enjoy reading erotic literature.
26. I can get wet/hard just by the sound of someone's voice.
27. I have used a sex swing.
28. I have employed the services of a professional sex worker.
29. I have a membership on at least one adult pay site.
30. I would give up another habit (smoking, drinking, over-eating) if it meant having more sex.
31. I would consider hiring someone to teach me about the finer points of sex.
32. Given the opportunity, I would appear in an adult magazine.
33. I think reality TV should show who's having sex with whom.
34. I get wet/hard just walking into a Victoria's Secret store.
35. I keep a "Top 5" list of famous people I would like to fuck.
36. I have participated in an orgy.
37. My current sex life is beyond boring.
38. I am actively looking for a new sex partner.
39. I do NOT think having sex always means making a long-term commitment.
40. I have at least one sex toy made of glass.
41. I think anti-pornography laws are too restrictive.
42. People would be surprised if they knew how often I think about sex.
43. I think 16 is a good age to begin having sex.
44. I have special names for my sex organs.
45. I have used sex to get what I want.
46. I think the world would be a better place if people had sex more often.
47. I think some public nudity should be legal.
48. I have at least one sex toy that is purple.
49. I think a blogger orgy would be ... Interesting.
50. Just reading this list makes me horny.

Now I dare YOU to post it on your blog!


by lilhoneypa at 06:12 am
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Wednesday, December 01, 2004
Silly Fool

Men really do amaze me.  Mr Big came over tonight to fix my lightbulb.  You need 6ft men to come over and do those sort of things when you're only 4'11.  But, since when did "Can you come change my lightbulb" translate to "Let's get hot and naked and do it on the sink?" 

I did get my lightbulb fixed.  He went home. 

I broke up with you for a reason.  No, not the sex.  The sex was banging.  But you, you don't know the meaning of the word monogomous.  But evidently you know the meaning of the word lightbulb.  

Bye bye.

by lilhoneypa at 08:51 pm
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December 2004

DJ...Speechless
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Rants and Raves
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Merry Christmas!
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No!  No!  No!
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Holiday Bonus
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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
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Did I Do That?
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School Daze
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Super NuThera
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GOOD NEWS!!!
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What is Dubya Doing?
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Ms. Popularity
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Naughty, But Lots of Fun!
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What the....?
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Holiday Letter to Family and Friends
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12 and 1
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The Game posted 12/13/2004 @ 12:03am

Interactive Blogging
posted 12/09/2004 @ 09:19pm

Pulling One Over Mommy's Eyes
posted 12/06/2004 @ 11:32pm

Via Google Search
posted 12/06/2004 @ 03:20pm

Painted the Town Red!!!
posted 12/05/2004 @ 03:15am

Why?
posted 12/03/2004 @ 07:40pm

Let There Be Light!
posted 12/03/2004 @ 04:54pm

Sex Type Quiz
posted 12/02/2004 @ 06:12am

Silly Fool
posted 12/01/2004 @ 08:51pm






by lilhoneypa at 12:20 am


Tuesday, November 30, 2004
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My Words Through Someone Else
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by lilhoneypa at 11:34 pm


Friday, November 26, 2004
How Was Your Day?

Hmmm, a fun day had by all *insert heavy sarcasm here

My little monster angel drove me absolutely bonkers all day.  Since he was told to go to his room 2 hours and not to return until the morning, I can think of the events of the day with a clear head.  He was extremely super hyper.  I was already in a bad mood to begin with.

Pops really really really ticks me off.  I love him dearly.  But he still pisses me off.  He does absolutely nothing around the house.  Seriously, nothing.  He's worse than DJ.  I understand he's unhappy.  He's been depressed ever since he and my mother split up (6+ years ago.)  He doesn't take care of himself.  He doesn't take care of anything around here and my biggest complaint...he doesn't shower. 

He spent the whole day (morning, noon and night) at the kitchen table.  Subtract the 1 hour he took to go to the store and the 15 minutes he was in the shower-finally.  Did not lift one little finger to do anything!

I'm really fed up.  His bathroom was DISGUSTING.  I don't know the last time he cleaned or if he ever cleaned it.  I spent 1 hour cleaning his bathroom.  Yes, one hour cleaning a BATHROOM.  I didn't even touch the tub or the sink.  I'm just talking about the toilet area.  How gross. 

This is a day on a weekend (or a day when Pops is off) at my house.  BTW, he sleeps at my kitchen table.  I guess I can understand it if you haven't washed your sheets for months.  But, hey, they don't come clean on their own.  You actually need to take them OFF the bed and throw them in the washer.  Trust me, the sheets will appreciate it.  I'll greatly appreciate. 

He wakes up for a bit and wants to watch TV.  DJ is playing video games on the TV.  He'll tell DJ to go play on the computer or something.  So DJ will go in the bedroom he was supposed to share with Pops.  But then after about 1/2 hour, Pops decides he wants to lay down on the bed.  He kicks DJ out the room because he makes too much noise.  DJ comes back in and plays video games or something else.  Then Pops wakes up and bitches because he can't watch TV because DJ monopolizes the television.

I really think Pops contributes greatly to how DJ acts.  During the week when it's just us, he is much more calmer.  On days when Pops is off or the weekends, he's just out of control.  I really wish I never asked him to move in.  Though before I asked him to move in, I was over his house every weekend because he needed company.  I was getting nothing done here at my apartment.

Seriously, it's just a vicious circle.  When you try to tell Pops something, he gets pissed.  The only thing he does around here is puts the dishes in the dishwasher after dinner on the weekends.  I get to turn it on.  I do trash, cooking, cleaning, vacuuming, picking up, etc, etc. 

I had to do all this today.  I'm tired.  I'm sore.  I'm not doing this anymore.  This cooking crap.  I had to call PIC up to come over and do the stuffing and mashed potatoes so I could actually take a shower. 

I just want to run away from home! 

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