Before I go into my rant of the day, I wish to rant about my sore mouth.  One hour yesterday and one hour today, my mouth was opened wide.  NO, not for THAT!  Sickos.  I had 2 dentist appointments.  Cavities on either side of my mouth.  My dentist was novocaine happy and it took me thwee houws to thop feewing numb.  Now that the numbness has worn off, I'm sore.  It's only sore when I open my mouth.  I'm gone to be one pissed off honey if I'm having problems eating tomorrow.

Speaking of tomorrow, guess who's cooking?  That's right, me.  I refused to go all out this year because it's just me, DJ, and Pops.  Oh, and the cat.  The cat LOVES Thanksgiving.  I'm doing boxed mashed potatos and boxed stuffing.  I say to hell with anyone who doesn't like it.  I'm the one slaving in the kitchen all day.  Hell, that's every day.  I didn't even bake this year. 

I'll be baking shortly though.  We have to keep up with "traditions".  I hate traditions!  Every year traditions go out the window except the ones I really don't feel like doing.  DJ is already working on me to start the cookies.  It's not even December yet.  Geez! 

He also told me he wants to bake a Christmas cake.  A tree.  And decorate it.  I just can't wait (insert heavy sarcasm here.)

I do have good news for the upcoming holidays.  Since I'm no longer talking to my mommy dearest, that's one less present I have to buy.  Since mommy dearest is fucking up our lives, Pops and I arent' exchanging presents either.  And PIC, well she just moved and bought a crapload of stuff she has to pay off.  We haven't talked about gift exchanging yet.

I'm buying each and every one of DJ's presents of Amazon.  Yep, that's right, no crazy crowds for me this year!  I already sent in my time for Dec and I'm off two days.  Wrapping days.  I'm all set.  This might just be the bestest Christmas ever:)