Men really do amaze me.  Mr Big came over tonight to fix my lightbulb.  You need 6ft men to come over and do those sort of things when you're only 4'11.  But, since when did "Can you come change my lightbulb" translate to "Let's get hot and naked and do it on the sink?" 

I did get my lightbulb fixed.  He went home. 

I broke up with you for a reason.  No, not the sex.  The sex was banging.  But you, you don't know the meaning of the word monogomous.  But evidently you know the meaning of the word lightbulb.  

Bye bye.