Solution: Move to Florida.
Problem: People who drive down I-95 everyday doing 25mph.
Solution: Take the back roads.
Problem: People who are merging onto I-95 from the entrance ramp doing about 10 mph and decide to jump in front of someone (Me) who is doing 65mph causing this person (Me) to slam on my brakes.
Solution: Go back to driver's ed. Evidently you don't know what YIELD means.
Problem: The girl in my office who thinks the heat should stay at 79 degrees farenheit. Then proceeds to turn it up 10 times a day after I turn it back down to a reasonable 72.
Solution: Get some sweaters. If not, I'll be coming in wearing a tube top and hot pants and scare the crap out of you.
Problem: Same girl who keeps blasting classical music while I'm trying to work.
Solution: I turned up my radio to drown out hers a little and got a major sigh in response and a request to turn my stuff down. Whatever!
Problem: Same girl takes up two parking spots every day when parking. When brought to her attention, she doesn't understand why she should have to change her way of parking to please other people.
Solution: OK, she is the rudest, most inconsiderate person I ever met. We've been stuck in the office alone for a week and I hope I don't get fired for doing something crazy and violent. I am so NOT a violent person. I'm all mouth:)
I think she just needs to find another job. I'll be happy to help her.
I remember this one time, my co-worker T and I were at lunch together. He is worse than me. On the way back to the job, he picked up a free career paper from the vending machine and left in this woman's mailbox. I think we need to do this to PrimaDonna.
